Printers from the Underworld, MUAHAHAHA!

"Either printer ink is made from unicorn blood or we're all getting screwed."

Trainwreck in Progress...

This is perhaps the most painful interview I've ever seen.

It starts off rocky, and just gets worse. Watch! Watch with horrified bemusement as interviewers and actors struggle to say anything coherent at all! Watch the whole clip slide off the rails and over the cliff!

For the love of all that's sensible, set phasers on "stun" and target MTV. No one would blame you for making your getaway, people!